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Where is today's Orson Welles?

Great article in yesterday's Guardian about Orson Welles. But where is today's creative genius?

Peacemakers -17 Warmongers 0

IN WAR peacemakers always get hit hardest. But warmongers in Oz shouldn't chuckle. My hunch is we're next.
Once again the Baghdadi Blogger proves himself an excellent war correspondent.

Blog Tolls For Free Trade

ASS kicking for free trade in agricultural products is now in vogue. Even The Guardian is doing it. And its medium of choice for this important campaign... a blog. Go Guardian!

Sacred Stone Smashed To Smithereens

DIAMONDS are forever? Well that depends on the price. Described as sacred by Aboriginals, Australia's largest diamond Jungiila Bunajinaz is about to be smashed to smithereens. Why? To please the only God that counts... money.

Species Saved Thanks To Aussie Website

SPERM donors go forth and log on. The ABC is reporting that an Australian website is helping to bring bundles of joy into the arms of gay women. Who'd have thought this sort of thing would happen on John Howard's patch. Still it should placate our Prime Minister's worries about the threat posed by gay marriage to the survival of the species.

Warm Beer A Tonic For Bear Nation?

MEMO to UK beer producers... possible export market for warm beer does exist. It turns out Russia is a nation of vodkaholics because they won't drink beer in bad weather.

Death Becomes The Fascist

GOOD riddance to yet more bad rubbish. The President is right... this has been a good week for "those of us who love freedom".

Octogenarian Finds Her Wings

SUPERGRAN Solveig Skaar Pedersen doesn't mind taking a flying jump. Undeterred by breaking her ankle on her first sky-dive last month, the 83 year-old Norwegian wants to do it again. They don't make old ladies like they used to... not in Norway anyhow.

Dictator Idi Amin Dies

WOO HOO!

Baby's Skull Fractured In Gang Attack

SHIT need not be foreign - it happens in Sydney too...